Toy Machine Epic Ditch Day.

Image Description Here Boy, I was ready. I had my cameras, my broom, my shred sled. And just when I was about to get an photo with Bradford, and damn cop came to kick us out. What buttfaced losery prick would call the cops on a few skaters enjoying a ditch on the side of the freeway, completely away from everything? The cop said we were doing graffiti. Austin Stephens brought his camera too and shot these very nice portraits of Josh Harmony and crusty old me, along with all these other photos.
Posted January 31st, 2007 by Austin Stephens via The Tempster
i met austin at a party in richmond va
Posted By: black kid on January 31st, 2007 at 11:13PM PST
i like those shoes eds rockin
Posted By: mt on January 31st, 2007 at 11:18PM PST
Good times.
Posted By: Turtle-boy on January 31st, 2007 at 11:35PM PST
where's that ditch I want to skate it so bad
Posted By: dayummm on January 31st, 2007 at 11:41PM PST
Posted By: i wanna be on toy on February 1st, 2007 at 12:18AM PST
Posted By: kimjungil on February 1st, 2007 at 02:34AM PST
It's funny how cops will assume you are doing graffiti or doing drugs when you are simply riding your skateboard. The city should be thanking you for sweeping out the ditch and making good use of it.
Posted By: cult member on February 1st, 2007 at 02:46AM PST
that ditch looks like a fun thing to skate, one of those spots you skate all day everyday for a whole week
Posted By: Out of new photos on February 1st, 2007 at 06:08AM PST
same thing happened to me a few weeks ago. perfect spot away from everyone else, and someone hears the sound of bottles being broken so the cops come, try to nail us for grafitti & marijuana. we were set free of course, but the perfect rain-proof spot is gone forever.
Posted By: raul on February 1st, 2007 at 08:26AM PST
irvine and newport cops are the worst!
Posted By: ali rezazadeh on February 1st, 2007 at 09:49AM PST
Your old ed.
Nah just kidding, looks like a awesome spot. Too bad that stupid cop came to kick you. I hate cops so much (I once got arrested for just rolling on my board through a station... CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?)
Posted By: "Sonic" Lee on February 1st, 2007 at 11:42AM PST
Fuck the popo!
Posted By: SHMO on February 1st, 2007 at 01:17PM PST
is that a new harmony board?
looks sick
Posted By: hand in holy matrimony on February 1st, 2007 at 02:50PM PST
stupid cops
Posted By: noah on February 1st, 2007 at 03:25PM PST
that is probably the best picture of Josh iv seen.
Posted By: bezerker on February 1st, 2007 at 03:32PM PST
Ed looked like he came straight outta church with josh who looks like a good boy.You were cleaning.What kinda crime is that?Damn Pig.Had to ruin the fun.
Posted By: Jgonzalez on February 1st, 2007 at 03:39PM PST
yup yup, the let good times roll turtle boy
Posted By: Loyal Toy Pawn/Edward Wart on February 1st, 2007 at 04:07PM PST
i did it
Posted By: cop caller on February 1st, 2007 at 04:46PM PST
Posted By: santanna local gimp on February 1st, 2007 at 05:00PM PST
Do you guys ever use the line:
"Were Pro Skateboarders and were doing a photo shoot right now! and the photos are due into the publisher tomorrow so we can't leave right now."

What do you say usually when someone comes to kick you out of a spot?
Posted By: yo-yo on February 1st, 2007 at 05:20PM PST
does anyone know where this ditch is????
Posted By: raw raw on February 1st, 2007 at 05:31PM PST
Dude, everyone wants to be on Toy Machine, whether they think they do or not.
Posted By: Scott on February 1st, 2007 at 07:10PM PST
If you didnt take all these photos,we wouldn't have anything to look at.And these photos are nice.Which makes your impossible nice,which makes you a joy sufferer.
Posted By: My board's made out of rubber so on February 1st, 2007 at 10:35PM PST
poor ED doin all the work, your still a gnarshizzle beast though Ed
Posted By: ZaneH on February 13th, 2007 at 06:01PM PST
You guys wanted to get caught...come on...where is your game???? Next time think like a criminal, not like a cast member of "Andy of Mayberry". It is real simple...Number #1, always drive (and park in visible site) a white, generic Ford or Chevy van. #2, exit the van looking as though you are very pissed off and not joyful about the task at hand. #3, purchase and wear state issued, bright orange vests..(the kind the judge gives you for community service and clean can get them at an army surplus store and they are cheap).#4, make sure you bring more than 1 lousy broom...always have a minimum of 4 big brooms and lots of "hefty" outdoor trashbags. Bring previously filled trashbags for effect and place them in clear sight for all of the community to see and praise. #5. Always have a "Taskmaster" with a fake walkie talkie strapped to her (yes her)side...and make sure that this gal is big (at least 70 kilograms and short) and not too an intake officer at juvenille hall or a female cop from the inland empire. #6.Bring a leaf blower that you never use and let the "Taskmaster" stand by it...once again, it's all about that first visual impression. #7. Give the appearance of scheduled breaks as you clean and ...stand around with cigarettes in your mouth while you wait for the "Taskmaster" to light them. #8. Help Ed sweep and prepare the territory for skateboarding. Chances are that if you try something different and for about 10 minutes of time, the old crabbies will get bored and go back to bothering their immediate family members and the cops will leave you alone...(for awhile). It is time to think outside of the box and strike with a plan....most likely the courts will begin to receive complaints about the "skating" convicts and loss of tax dollars.
Posted By: Momduude on February 19th, 2007 at 01:19AM PST
i skate that ditch 24/7.

its in cerritos, on studebaker right off the 91.
Posted By: jake on February 21st, 2007 at 02:34PM PST
oh one more thing... i was skating there and once again these kids said i looked like austin.. i was wearing my fedora and my v-neck.. haha i still dig that compliment.
Posted By: jake on February 21st, 2007 at 02:35PM PST
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