Toy Machine New Levels of Lameness...

Image Description I love when Hollywood uses skating to make people look "cool."
Posted April 6th, 2006 by Misha Barton uses Gold Bond medicated powder
Posted By: nicholas on April 6th, 2006 at 04:21PM PST
That reminds me of the graphic from a helmet I had when I was 9.
Posted By: Phil on April 6th, 2006 at 04:42PM PST
Haha poor guy can't even stand his Walmart board. It never works out because they never have and idea what they're doing. I like the A-stone bike though, well... almost an A-stone bike.
Posted By: christian on April 6th, 2006 at 05:10PM PST
seth, or really brody, is actually a ripping surfer. pretty cool i guess?
Posted By: b on April 6th, 2006 at 05:52PM PST
i wonder which hardcore board company sponsored such a rad event?
Posted By: icantadd on April 6th, 2006 at 06:26PM PST
um...perhaps. black lable, given the 50 million black lable stickers in the photo...but seriously, what the hell is this? some kind of photo shoot?
Posted By: penis on April 6th, 2006 at 07:40PM PST
wow how gay
Posted By: kevin d on April 6th, 2006 at 09:09PM PST
man that photo is sweet, the o.c is so fucking rad.
Posted By: cool guy on April 6th, 2006 at 09:32PM PST
hmmm this is a damn gay photo, that being said, I'd smash misha barton.
Posted By: holy shit, son of a bitch on April 6th, 2006 at 10:08PM PST
Oh dear, but she would most definetly get it.
Posted By: Hmm. on April 7th, 2006 at 02:41AM PST
That guy on the left looks like some porn star I've seen before.
Posted By: That guy. on April 7th, 2006 at 04:47AM PST
i highly doubt they can skate at all...except maybe the surfer guy someone talked about above
Posted By: stillcantollie on April 7th, 2006 at 05:38AM PST
i want to play skate wiyh her. if shed take those ford shorts off.fords suck!
of every thing in that picture those pumas are looken good.
Posted By: bo,tara on April 7th, 2006 at 05:54AM PST
oh, man, so gnarly bro. it actually looks like muscle dudes gonna land it. he's so sick. man i'm so stoaked. aww fuck yeah bra, black label lights out bitches. just like tubular and shit.
Posted By: i nailed her on April 7th, 2006 at 07:18AM PST
fuck black lable
Posted By: Reave on April 7th, 2006 at 09:06AM PST
Posted By: toss my salad 6: the exodus on April 7th, 2006 at 11:00AM PST
your entitled to your own opinion, but learn hows ta spellz Reave.
Posted By: b on April 7th, 2006 at 12:42PM PST
more casualties of corporatism.

Posted By: barfing on April 7th, 2006 at 01:01PM PST
Posted By: HOLY SPACESHIPS!! on April 7th, 2006 at 01:29PM PST
sick bike though
Posted By: ya on April 7th, 2006 at 01:58PM PST
i heard brody actually skates though.
why would he try to be all famous about it.
i wouldn't mind if it was just him adn if he could skate,but why that other guy? he should just walk or something?
Posted By: laika on April 7th, 2006 at 03:01PM PST
that bike is pretty sick
Posted By: oliver on April 7th, 2006 at 04:49PM PST
did blacklabel go gay after adams and svitach (sp)? left or what (to bad there arent any backword letters on my keyboard)
Posted By: sam gillis on April 7th, 2006 at 10:41PM PST
wasn't that guy on the bottom in grind? i think he really does skate a little.
Posted By: matt on April 8th, 2006 at 06:56AM PST
oh my god...
Posted By: noah on April 8th, 2006 at 01:13PM PST
noah hustchestte? little noah from NY. making hats noah? tell me now. i need to know.
Posted By: canadian M___________ on April 8th, 2006 at 05:41PM PST
Holy shit, some of you guys can't even spell "label".
Posted By: That guy. on April 9th, 2006 at 07:10AM PST
This picture is gay!
But yeah learn how to spell Black Label Reave!
Posted By: Pigman on April 9th, 2006 at 08:53AM PST
seth had been rumored to actually skate
Posted By: ryan on April 9th, 2006 at 11:34AM PST
yeah rad... cant wait to find that grip in a skateshop... and when i have that grip, im ging to work out so i look like the left dude.. a scandinavian gay man.. yeah really awesome rad dude.. hey guys are you all in for a game of hockey on our brand new skateboards... yeah
Posted By: andreas on April 9th, 2006 at 02:09PM PST
ok ok i know this one is lame. hollywood dorks cashing in. those 2 pussies should just get fucked already.i have done a bit of the hollywood thing and i got to hang out with Misha. yeah i just call her Misha. anyshit she is a really nice girl that looks cute on a bike. i am not one to kiss and tell but... seriously... no not really... but seriously.
Posted By: grif+Misha ( but seriously) on April 9th, 2006 at 10:10PM PST
its so true griffin has been slipped the tongue by Misha. She took all of us out to dinner one night. so creepy but Griffin seemed happy. she is kind of a dork but whatever. like Grif said she looks cute on a bike. I think he has hung out with her alot since. Ask Grif for more info.
Posted By: harmony on April 11th, 2006 at 10:13PM PST
sorry, I'm not noah hustchestle, I'm a geek from hamden connecticut
Posted By: noah on April 13th, 2006 at 03:13PM PST
those kids are queirs
Posted By: harry on April 14th, 2006 at 03:14PM PST
the kid in the middle looks like hes humping a doorknob
Posted By: harry on April 14th, 2006 at 08:31PM PST
i cant stop coming back to this and commenting on how gay it is
Posted By: harry on April 15th, 2006 at 06:13AM PST
Posted By: harry on April 15th, 2006 at 03:56PM PST
it doesnt get any gayer then that! tryhards from the worst show on tv making even more dickheads of themselves then they already are. you can tell they cant fuckin skate with those perfect setups and gay clothing. Toy machine is the best!
Posted By: H E R M A N on April 16th, 2006 at 10:22PM PST
Posted By: masskid on April 18th, 2006 at 08:10AM PST
what fags
Posted By: Richard on April 21st, 2006 at 12:14PM PST
i watch the OC cause it makes me happy.
Posted By: emo kid on April 22nd, 2006 at 03:38AM PST
Oh my goodness!!!
I nearly busted an O-ring laughing!
Look at the dude in the middle, he's all like, "bert slides in chucks, oh yeah!"
I hope Black Label sues.
Or die if they actually endorsed this ad. That b****'s too skinny.
Posted By: Half-a-Dolla on April 27th, 2006 at 05:10AM PST
what the shit?
do these douche bags no what they're doing?
they're turning it into some mainstream
brainwashed piece of suck?
oh wait, toy machine has already done that.
Posted By: beef patrol on May 4th, 2006 at 10:22AM PST
Holy crap!
Mischa Barton got photographed while digging for nose nuggets!
Posted By: Half-a-Dolla on May 5th, 2006 at 04:34AM PST
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