Look Into the Eyes of Your Life Owner

Josh Harmony took this pic in Lyon while on a skate mission with Mr. Mortagne. Just out of frame is a swarm of a million rollerbladers, and I'm not talking about the boot grabbing, railing dancing variety, but a lamer Euro strain, that takes to couple-skating, cone weaving, and cigarette smoking. Oh yeah, new video, "Suffer the Joy" coming soon. Hold your breath...

Pineapple in Costa Rica.

January 2006. Pineapple and crew hanging at the A-Hole in Costa Rica. Left to right: Nacho, Pineapple, Alex, Gucci and Diego.

Did we mention that we are making a video?

You will be invited to: Of skateboarding with the Toy Machine Bloodsucking Skateboard Company. Coming THIS YEAR.

The many phases of Griffin Collins...

You didn't even ask for it, but here it is! The First in a Mega-Part web saga. Stay Tuned. His high school ID card.

Diego eats a grotesque novelty sandwich.

You can't get much more random.

Austin got jacked...

He skated this thing first but Devine got a photo of the same trick in the magazine first, so we never used it... (this sometimes happens...) But now we unleash it for the Austin fans... Get the BIGGER version right frickin' HERE.

Johnny's first ad as a pro... WEB PREVIEW!

See it in the "ads" section, or in J-Lay's part of the "Team" page... OR click HERE.

Butch vs. The Pikeys

Diego runs into some gypsy types while attempting to fly. He hates pikeys....

J-Lay and one of his street buddies

Photo by Humphries: Want it as a Desktop Wallpaper? (click it!)

Me and Ptah update the web for you...

My head starts to spin and gets a little wavy. Screw Shrooms! Look at a computer screen all day, It messes you up way more...

Child labor Laws? Never heard of them!

Meet the 10-year-olds that make your boards... just kidding.

A Cool site for video nerds...

A website dedicated to everything SKATE video! See each TM pro's video history by clicking their name: HERE

What is Matt Hensley up to?

The new 411 issue 14.1

This is the issue that has Duffels part along w/ 4 pages in the zine. “Pack Your Duffel Bags” as we head up to Northern California to skate with Corey Duffel and watch Jaws tear up our presidential cabinet.

Krishnamurti was a Fort Thunder Slut

Secret BF with secrets... See a bigger VERSION

We found a better photo...

Photo by Tod Swank! The whole team together is a little more rare these days, since Diego moved to Barcelona... See a KEY to this photo here.

Fan artwork for a Josh Harmony graphic...

Sent in by Ray Sykes.

Stay tuned for the many faces of Griffin...

Coming in a day or two...

Me and Ed went skating today!

He was ripping!

Random Matt B sighting...

Demo in Tennessee?

Tum Yeto decks rated #1 for 2005!

Tum Yeto

Pop Top
Wood/Composite
9 stars
Great buy for any skater! Very close to the average on weight. Great deck design. Within the STDV on flexural test. Did great on slide wear and abrasion resistance test. Also tested well on the fatigue test. Overall well within the average set by the composite decks tested.

Tum Yeto
Foundation
Wood/Composite
9 1/2 Stars
Great composite decks that have a unique appearance. These decks are very close in weight to the average set by this testing. They really stand out from the crowd. Decks very similar to the average set for the Flexural testing. Did great on the slide and impact test. Did well on the abrsion resistance test and slide wear test. Decks also did well on the fatigue test and the torsial test.

Company statement: This is sent to you only!! Experimental

Great skateboards:
deck 1 Experimental deck black graphics
deck 2 Experimental deck red graphics
deck 3 fire mold
deck 4 rocker mold
deck 5 tea-spoon mold

Deck 1 and 2 of this lot are among the best tested this year. Low pressure drop numbers on the fatigue test. No major problems found. The lot got a 9 1/2 based upon these two decks.

Deck # 3 a little stiffer on the starting pressure in the fatique test and a little higher pressure drop during the cycle.

Deck 4 had the lowest fatique test starting pressure among the lot, this means it is a little more flexable, but all the lot were toward the high end of the STDV.

Deck 5 had the highest pressure drop of the lot, 154 pounds of force. Meaning it will not last quite as long but still within the STDV.

Pop top statement: Decks tested well on all areas of the testing. Deck #1 in the lot had the highest pressure drop on the fatigue test (181). It exceeded the STDV.

Read more and see how other decks fared at www.boardtesting.com.

"My Mom Loves Transworld" - WINNER

After long hours and tons of entries....We have finally decided who had an entry that was unique, creative, and unlike anything we have seen.

Congratulations! BRADEN BAER
Braden's "Blood-Mid" took the idea of a shoe colorway and went outside the box of traditional thinking and created something that we felt deserved the grand prize, relieving his Mom from having to buy skate shoes for a year.

Runner-up: Stephen Williams
Stephen also, had some very interesting colorways that deserved a mention on the site. His ability to experiment with some different patterns caught our eye and earned him a spot for second place.

Mike Rusczyk Thrasher interview!!

Online exclusive at ThrasherMagazine.com

Trade Show Girls...

They were after Matt B. And J-Lay... They love autographs... Note: Matt Milligan sighting in the BGP.

Signing!

Billy and Diego are hiding behind Josh's melon. The whole team bit the bullet and made it down to the tradeshow. Handshakin' and How Ya Doin'... What's it going to take for you to realize that Johnny is pro! Geez, get with the program and buy his shit already! Austin at dinner after the trade-show... For you Austin fans... Young Josh and his sweet gal Jenna in conversation about video games and movies at the after dinner... Tod Swank the overlord of all overlords and master cylinder of Tum-yeto TUMEGA Corporation with young and innocent Josh Harmony. Making master plans for the viral spread of Toy Machine into your life. We love you Tod! See what you missed? When else will J-Lay and the Shiniest Person in Skateboarding (Terry Kennedy) be linked arm in arm, sharing a smile and a photo? whats this i hear about a video...?

Toy Team signing at the Trade Show!!!

The ENTIRE Toy Machine team will be attending the Trade Show in San Diego, California to watch the world premiere of the preview trailer of our new video, "SUFFER the JOY" Be there at 4:30 on Saturday January 21st!!!! Rush security and get beat up by Samoans! See tons of hangers-on lurking and 'networking' and trying to shmooze their way to the top of the skate world, see grown men with plastic bags filled with free stickers, see leering crowds of people drooling over swimsuit models, see skimpily dressed women let men place stickers on their asses, see sad people posting up in their booths of stupid products that not one person will EVER stop to even look at, shake over 2000 people's hands - picking up as many diseases as possible, attend one of the after parties and get filled with liquor, become shit-faced, and then drunk drive home!!!!!! All of this awaits you at the wonderful Trade Show!!!

Jimmy gets excited about the Washington Monument!

Photo of Josh, As requested...

Since Kevin never freaking updates the website... Harmony ripping this rail a new a-hole. You've probably already seen it, so complain by posting a comment to Kevin about not reading the comments or updating...

Sect Drawing by Garret S. Summerlin

He e-mailed it in and here it is! See it BIGGER!

Fuck you all.

Especially you governor's, senators, congress-people, and presidents...

Diego was so happy to meet Christian Hosoi

I introduced them, and Deanna took the photo. That is Diego's friend Spiro hangin' with Holmes too...

Tempster Gets Busy On the Big Wheel

You know your job is mellow when a "meeting" consists of chopping through a bum refuge forest, finding a child's broken big wheel, and attempting to cruise it down the bmx dirt paths. All in a day's work...

This Guy is Pro

Just a reminder before you go out and buy somebody else's shit, Johnny Layton is Toy Machine's newest pro. Remember to remember...

50% of tour is Waiting...

*Bigger Version* (click!) photo by Diego B. somewhere in Europe...

Trying to get Herpes

. Johnny caught Frenching a young Russian bird...

Riding a train through the dark heart of Russia

Cozy livin' PS: J-Lay has been pro for 13 days, and it is Friday the 13th (My mom, and Jimmy from RVCA's birthday. They are both white trash.) (Big J's birthday too, but I'm not sure if he is really white trash.)

Johnny Gets Dirty

J-Lay plugged the top of this volcano just in time with a pivot to fakie. We should all thank him that we're not melting to death in an ocean of lava. By the way, this guy has been Toy Machine's newest pro for exactly 12 days.

The recieving end of the Butcher's Stinger...

An impaired Johnny invites the pain in hopes of a black eye. All in good wholesome fun... Wanna see it BIGGER???? and possibly save it as a desktop?

Yesterday we were regular kids...

Then we found out about Hot Topic!!! We're PUNKERS now!

Matt B. fought the law, and lost...

5 day house arrest.

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You wanna see something Random??????? Then ask the question, do you feel lucky?

Austin Back Smith - Sweet Mary!!!

Many years old, never used, never will be. Web Exclusive! Do you Wanna see it Bigger????

What is J-Lay doing?

Crew Sighting

J-Lay has a posse. Don't ask, because no one will tell...

EPIC Deigo update!!!!!

If you want to check out some great recent footage of Diego, search for the link on the Thrasher website. It's under the Thu - Dec, 29 2005, Junk Drawer. See it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And here is Diego's i-Pod most played list: He is a crazy bastard! 1. Oasis - all of them in shuffle 2. Camaron de la Isla - Soy Gitano 3. Pappo´s blues - Sucio y Desprolijo 4. Chambao - Pokito a Poko. 5. Cast - Live the dream.

Matt B's top 5 most played songs...

From his eye-pawed. 1. Photographic (live) - Depeche Mode 2. I sometimes Wish I Was Dead - Depeche Mode 3. Nowhere Girl - B-Movie 4. Get The Balance Right - Depeche Mode 5. Whos that Girl - Eurythmics

Billy makes a freind

Matt B Meets Doug

You meet some interesting folks on the road, and Matt's buddy Doug doesn't disappoint. He looked like a Hell's Angel, smelled of motor oil, and had built an engine for his bicycle. Matt B just tripped out on him while Ed got his vegan fix somewhere in Oregon.

LIVE AND DESTROY! daily with RAGDOLL

“im in vegas right now skating my local spots and parks and shit til my court situation is resolved.so on new years i decided to wreck my motorcycle cause i havent bled enough this year.heres some pics kids,LIVE AND DESTROY!” RAGDOLL.

Ragdoll's IPOD top 5

1.icarus line-white devil 2.icarus line—spike island 3.devendra banhart-fall 4.devendra banhart-lazy butterfly 5.calexico & iron and wine-he lays in the reighns

Godzilla went out like a chump...

Austin Rides the gravy train...

And go see Ed's show...

Yes, I know...

Ed's i-Pod top 5 most played...

This is a lopsided representation, because I was on a serious Dylan bender... See it bigger HERE

Harmony Gives You a Boneless New Year!

All our old news disappeared! It's all gone! I feel so used....